Obviously as an almighty being you know better than I do, but I have a bad feeling that we are barely into the top of the fifth inning with covid…I guess when I asked whatever diety that might exist to deliver our nation from the clutches of the current resident of the oval office in order to save the country I was hoping for a rather more strategic strike than a pandemic. I didn’t mean killing tens of thousands of innocent (well probably not all of them) people. That really seems sort of heavy handed. I might have to accept some possible responsibility here because I personally don’t believe in the supernatural powers of an all seeing, all knowing being who can magically micro-manage our lives…like please god, make my backordered white cropped jeans get here by friday etc. so it probably got kicked down to some inept mid-level heavenly bureaucrat to take care of. Not to judge but looks like poor management and oversight to say the least.
But as you know, things have gone pretty damned sideways, so I’m hoping that you might get a bit more hands on and do a bit of celestial recalibration. And look, I’m not asking for the whole loaf of bologna here, no resurrections or anything labor intensive like that, just dial it back a couple of notches. Say, knock out child molesters (and don’t skimp on the catholics), sex traffickers, murderers, tax cheats (sorry brother j, but you might be going down), throw in the lazy self-dealing cowards in congress, the confederacy of dunces that constitute the president’s cabinet, oh and pence. Sorry I know he professes to being a believer, but you can’t deny that he’s become just another lying politician, and I hate to point out the obvious, but it looks like he’s more trump fearing than god fearing. So as hard as it is, for the good of mankind, you really gotta pop him too. Frankly, if I were you I would take this personally, because he made a deliberate choice between you and his blind ambition and fealty to a person who certifiably does not know right from wrong.
Stick him in purgatory, he’ll hate that.
Look, you know who should go and who should stay so I won’t offer any more advice. I myself may be thrown under the golden chariot here but so be it. Micro-management isn’t how you roll, which I totally get, but just one more thing, and it’s not a big deal, but if you can swing it, could I weigh 110 lbs. when I go?
my jaundiced eye 