So mje has a lazy kidney, much like the rest of my body. It’s in there somewhere but not doing much of anything. I know this because I have had a cough, courtesy of our grandson jesus who brought rsv home from camp lo these many summers ago and the CT scan of my lungsContinue reading “high drama in the low country”
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on the road again
Sorry for the loooong delay since my last post. I am having a bit of mid-life crisis (well, mid-life if I live to be 150 years old). Frankly the political situation in what used to be known as the United States of America is so abominable that I dread getting out of bed in theContinue reading “on the road again”
geezercise
“Experts” are constantly telling us how vital exercise is to maintaining good health into one’s golden years. They also say that stress is a killer, therefore mje has successfully and blissfully ignored repeated encouragement to engage in group exercise classes, because mje has found that even without a set exercise regimen one can incorporate aContinue reading “geezercise”
deep dish piazza
Well, the entire christian world can now exhale. There is a new pope, leo. Mje is not a christian, nor anything else, deity-wise, but I am sure it was really important to christians to know there’s a new sheriff in the vatican who’s going to oversee all the pedophilia lawsuits against the catholic church. I’mContinue reading “deep dish piazza”
gravity of the situation
Devoted mje followers will surely remember a prior post titled “things I hate,” a list which seems to grow longer by the day. I really have nothing to complain about, which I hate, but the #1 thing I hate is gravity. Not to rehash the whys and wherefores of my antipathy towards ole Isaac’s bigContinue reading “gravity of the situation”
Trump’s hole in one…hundred days
My fellow americans…are you tired of winning yet? I know mje is, in fact if we win anymore I am going to lose my ever loving shit. Trump’s Hole in One hundred days is so big that it can accommodate almost everything. Contents of trump’s hole (so far) in no particular order: Rule of lawContinue reading “Trump’s hole in one…hundred days”
toys r ca-razy
The OB&C and MJE await the imminent arrival of grand daughter bandoleira-saturnalia, her parter, adamame and crown prince henny-penny for a two week visit. In advance of their arrival, bandoliera has requested a few items we must have on hand: a portable crib, which is understandable and (mje is not making this up) a fisher-priceContinue reading “toys r ca-razy”
roger doger
Well four weeks in and duo-ego is well on its way toward the goal of putting more people out of work than the great depression. It took a world war to get us out of that one and the rate at which we are pissing off our allies I wouldn’t rule out a repeat. GoContinue reading “roger doger”
double trouble
People stop me in the street, well at the canasta table, and ask MJE why aren’t you writing about the politics of the country, surely there is more than enough juicy material to satirize. I couldn’t agree more, but if you have a fire hose aimed at your face, it’s hard to take a swallow.Continue reading “double trouble”
what ales you?
The OB&C and MJE ventured out to dine this week. We drove to a nearby town and pulled into “Ye Olde Ale house.” If you think that we were transported to a cozy public house in jolly olde england you would be severely disappointed. We entered a cavernous room with a bar along the farContinue reading “what ales you?”
my jaundiced eye 