geezercise

“Experts” are constantly telling us how vital exercise is to maintaining good health into one’s golden years. They also say that stress is a killer, therefore mje has successfully and blissfully ignored repeated encouragement to engage in group exercise classes, because mje has found that even without a set exercise regimen one can incorporate aContinue reading “geezercise”

deep dish piazza

Well, the entire christian world can now exhale. There is a new pope, leo. Mje is not a christian, nor anything else, deity-wise, but I am sure it was really important to christians to know there’s a new sheriff in the vatican who’s going to oversee all the pedophilia lawsuits against the catholic church. I’mContinue reading “deep dish piazza”

gravity of the situation

Devoted mje followers will surely remember a prior post titled “things I hate,” a list which seems to grow longer by the day. I really have nothing to complain about, which I hate, but the #1 thing I hate is gravity. Not to rehash the whys and wherefores of my antipathy towards ole Isaac’s bigContinue reading “gravity of the situation”

Trump’s hole in one…hundred days

My fellow americans…are you tired of winning yet? I know mje is, in fact if we win anymore I am going to lose my ever loving shit. Trump’s Hole in One hundred days is so big that it can accommodate almost everything. Contents of trump’s hole (so far) in no particular order: Rule of lawContinue reading “Trump’s hole in one…hundred days”