The conald has a real knack for being in the right place at the right time… in scotland on the historic day of britain’s decision to leave the european union. As we all know, the conald is the ultimate optimist, always looking on the sunny side of the street and so characteristically remarked that brexitContinue reading “trexit”
Category Archives: 2016 election
trump r us
If you have been living in a cave for the past six months and are unaware of the political goings-on in this great country of ours then you be one fortunate son of bitch, take my word for it. You might want to squat on a rock for this newsflash: republicans have now officially chosenContinue reading “trump r us”
troompaloompa
Sorry for the lengthy delay since my last post but MJE has been immobilized, transfixed by the terrifying troompa-loompa juggernaut. I feel like a jew watching hitler and wondering what the hell happened. One day you’re part of a civil society that embraces the melding of different cultures and respects its citizens and the nextContinue reading “troompaloompa”
is frank feeling the bern?
Bernie’s headed to the Vatican! Holy cow, did anybody bother to tell him that there aren’t any delegates there? Maybe he’s he hoping for a bit of divine intervention in the upcoming primaries? Or trying to woo the roman catholic vote? Well good luck with that, since he’s loudly pro-choice which I’m guessing is aContinue reading “is frank feeling the bern?”
no guns, no shame, no money
MJE has recently learned that guns will be banned from the republican national convention!! Are you seriously kidding me? That sure sounds like an infringement of my 2nd amendment rights…if I can take my gun into an intro biology class at UT, my kid’s kindergarten class, or a booze infused tailgate party before the bigContinue reading “no guns, no shame, no money”
god is my campaign manager
You know things are really and truly in the political dumpster when ted cruz is considered to be the great taupe hope of the republican party. The sages caution us that those who don’t study history are doomed to repeat it. MJE agrees, the careful examination of political history may well result in its repetition,Continue reading “god is my campaign manager”
my jaundiced eye 