Mje totally understands the outrage and confusion regarding st. george’s resume, but what the general public doesn’t understand is that rather than inflating his accomplishments, st. g greatly down played them in order to be more relatable to ordinary people. For instance, he stated that he attended baruch college. Far from it my friends, st.Continue reading “st. george”
Category Archives: humor
coup coup clockwork orange
On wednesday, january 6th 2021 the american president exhorted thousands of his rabid trumpalumpas, qimbeciles, q balls, screw balls, furballs, fascists, racists, haters, wingnuts, lugnuts, maganuts, cronuts, and other assorted pond scum to storm the capitol building because he had convinced them that he was robbed of his victory in the election. Having primed theContinue reading “coup coup clockwork orange”
a little divine help here
Well, it’s T-six days until we find out if we have learned anything as a nation about whom not to elect president. Signs are hopeful that our national nightmare, disgrace and general disgust will finally be over. But it ain’t over until the fat lady sings and I have yet to start trilling. Seems likeContinue reading “a little divine help here”
typhoid trump
Trump has finally achieved one of his life goals, being a super something….unfortunately it’s not the kind of hero he reads about in his comic books. His happens to be of the evil doer ilk. He has now been dubbed a “super-spreader” of the covid virus. No matter, like a sentence that contains the prepositionContinue reading “typhoid trump”
don the con
Well MJE isn’t letting the goddam crab grass grow under my feet…no sir-ree these are perilous times and demand urgent action. I sure don’t want to be sitting here on November 4th, 8th , 23rd or whenever the hell we find out the results of the election thinking, if I had just done a bitContinue reading “don the con”
trumplicans
TRIGGER WARNING!! The contents of the following post contain commentary or opinions which may offend some of my followers. MJE is taking off her opera length white kid gloves and taking the proverbial bull by the balls and assert, without fear of contradiction that the establishment republican party is kaput, dead, defunct, expired. But evenContinue reading “trumplicans”
the colossal corona cockup
We know we are in deep dung when we are forced to rely on governors and local authorities to control a pandemic. You know, those jokers who never seem to do anything except line their pockets and appoint relatives to the payroll. But sadly, that’s about all we’ve got to get us through this clusterfuck.Continue reading “the colossal corona cockup”
the blame game!
Let’s get to it because I’m pretty goddam busy, first I want you fake news deep state morons to take a good look and see that I am wearing my awesome flight jacket with the presidential seal to show that I am totally in control of this corona crap. I only wear it when peopleContinue reading “the blame game!”
my my my corona
Trump: Welcome to the first meeting of the world famous trump corona virus task force. Even though I know more than anybody about this thing, I mean you can’t even see the damn thing, so who know if it even exists, probably not. But many people really, really wanted to get on in this dealContinue reading “my my my corona”
knees and assorted nuts
The OB&C and I have recently returned from a lovely trip to the olde countries of england and ireland…unfortunately I wrenched my left knee two days before we left and gimped my way through two countries with granny crankles overflowing my shoes. Sure regret those cropped travel pants. Then on the last day of theContinue reading “knees and assorted nuts”
my jaundiced eye 