Ahhh, every american’s dream european vacation, one that you can brag about when you get home and amaze your friends with the sheer number of countries that you visited, all without having to set one foot onto foreign soil, eat unfamiliar food, struggle to understand a foreign language or be subject to “quaint” customs !Continue reading “sail straight through the heart of europe”
Category Archives: humor
carry on jeeves
Thanksgiving is on the horizon, and you know what that means, xmas, like the grim reaper, is lurking in the wings, oh joy! The season of forced bonhomie, tacky decorations and an endless loop of holiday songs in every store. It’s enough to make you puke. I don’t understand people who enjoy this time ofContinue reading “carry on jeeves”
bad moon rising
Out of the still warm ashes of our democracy MJE is rising. In these dark days we need to look for the shining light on the hill. Unfortunately that light is a forest fire that is burning down everything in its path, lit by the combined fury of millions of americans who couldn’t stand theContinue reading “bad moon rising”
woo hoo houthis
I don’t know about you but I am having a hard time keeping all of the terrorist groups straight. First off, is it a rule in the terrorist handbook that if you decide to start a new terrorist group, or an off shoot of an existing one, that the name has to begin with anContinue reading “woo hoo houthis”
st. george
Mje totally understands the outrage and confusion regarding st. george’s resume, but what the general public doesn’t understand is that rather than inflating his accomplishments, st. g greatly down played them in order to be more relatable to ordinary people. For instance, he stated that he attended baruch college. Far from it my friends, st.Continue reading “st. george”
coup coup clockwork orange
On wednesday, january 6th 2021 the american president exhorted thousands of his rabid trumpalumpas, qimbeciles, q balls, screw balls, furballs, fascists, racists, haters, wingnuts, lugnuts, maganuts, cronuts, and other assorted pond scum to storm the capitol building because he had convinced them that he was robbed of his victory in the election. Having primed theContinue reading “coup coup clockwork orange”
a little divine help here
Well, it’s T-six days until we find out if we have learned anything as a nation about whom not to elect president. Signs are hopeful that our national nightmare, disgrace and general disgust will finally be over. But it ain’t over until the fat lady sings and I have yet to start trilling. Seems likeContinue reading “a little divine help here”
typhoid trump
Trump has finally achieved one of his life goals, being a super something….unfortunately it’s not the kind of hero he reads about in his comic books. His happens to be of the evil doer ilk. He has now been dubbed a “super-spreader” of the covid virus. No matter, like a sentence that contains the prepositionContinue reading “typhoid trump”
don the con
Well MJE isn’t letting the goddam crab grass grow under my feet…no sir-ree these are perilous times and demand urgent action. I sure don’t want to be sitting here on November 4th, 8th , 23rd or whenever the hell we find out the results of the election thinking, if I had just done a bitContinue reading “don the con”
trumplicans
TRIGGER WARNING!! The contents of the following post contain commentary or opinions which may offend some of my followers. MJE is taking off her opera length white kid gloves and taking the proverbial bull by the balls and assert, without fear of contradiction that the establishment republican party is kaput, dead, defunct, expired. But evenContinue reading “trumplicans”
