We know we are in deep dung when we are forced to rely on governors and local authorities to control a pandemic. You know, those jokers who never seem to do anything except line their pockets and appoint relatives to the payroll. But sadly, that’s about all we’ve got to get us through this clusterfuck.Continue reading “the colossal corona cockup”
Category Archives: trump
the blame game!
Let’s get to it because I’m pretty goddam busy, first I want you fake news deep state morons to take a good look and see that I am wearing my awesome flight jacket with the presidential seal to show that I am totally in control of this corona crap. I only wear it when peopleContinue reading “the blame game!”
knees and assorted nuts
The OB&C and I have recently returned from a lovely trip to the olde countries of england and ireland…unfortunately I wrenched my left knee two days before we left and gimped my way through two countries with granny crankles overflowing my shoes. Sure regret those cropped travel pants. Then on the last day of theContinue reading “knees and assorted nuts”
kindergulag
Bienvenido a los estados unidos, oops sorry, sorry, my bad, what I meant to say was no eres bienvenido a los estados unidos. Oh for chrissake, this is just stupid, we’re american why do we have speak spanish? Why can’t we just tack up no trespassing signs along the border, or better yet build theContinue reading “kindergulag”
summit or sand trap?
Holy mother of pearl… how in less than a day did the conald manage to piss off all of our closest allies, basically telling them to go fork themselves, because we are goddam america and we don’t need you pathetic needy pipsqueaks. Not in the trenches, not in the foxholes, not in the deserts ofContinue reading “summit or sand trap?”
hamburger heaven
Well thanks to yet another tragic disappointment at the hands of big brother technology MJE has missed about 2000 news cycles since last week. So, this post is being updated to reflect the deviation in the earth’s rotation caused by the united states of america’s declaration of independence from the tectonic shift theory in orderContinue reading “hamburger heaven”
melanoma’s safe space
No woman that I can think of would ever welcome any sort of kidney infection, no way no how, unless you are melanoma that is. My guess is that she most likely considers her current condition to be nothing short of a gift from god. Ensconced in a luxurious private room in a hospital acrossContinue reading “melanoma’s safe space”
chewey, phooey, kaflooey and how
What is it with the conald and his attorneys, he hires them, goon shakes their hands for the cameras, and in a matter of months he just wants them to pick up their goddam clothes and hair products and get the hell out. Where is he finding these guys, tinder? He seems to vet hisContinue reading “chewey, phooey, kaflooey and how”
bang, you’re dead
Do you really want your kid’s teacher packing in the classroom? Really? Boy oh boy I am neither a sociologist nor an education or behavioral expert but even MJE can see the (literal) fatal flaws in this idiotic idea. The conald has revised his blanket suggestion that all teachers be armed to a vague recommendationContinue reading “bang, you’re dead”
empathizer in chief? SAD!
If our president cannot display heartfelt compassion and empathy after a tragedy like that which took place in parkland florida last week what the hell could possibly move him? Wait I know, getting impeached and or indicted for conspiring with the russians and money laundering, bet that would get him good and choked up. TheContinue reading “empathizer in chief? SAD!”
my jaundiced eye 