The conald, during his “executive time” watching fox and friends had someone read him exerpts of the scathing new book about the dysfunctional trump white house and the low regard with which his staff and cabinet members regard his intellect. He countered that he is a genius or in his words, “like, really smart,” furthermoreContinue reading “like, genius in chief”
Category Archives: trump
a totally positive 2018!
MJE tends to lean to the dark side in life but decided to start 2018 with some awesome positive predictions for the new year: Totally positive: That congress will work diligently in a bipartisan effort to annihilate the other side. That the OB&C will wear his pajamas inside out every other day, trust me onContinue reading “a totally positive 2018!”
the trump interview
I saw that prince harry has just interviewed president obama and it occurred to MJE that an interview with the conald might make for an interesting contrast… ph: Good morning mr president thank you for agreeing to this interview. dt: No problem. Now that I have single handedly passed the biggest most phenomenal tax cutContinue reading “the trump interview”
say what?
Lordy, MJE is glum. I was feeling sort of okay this morning having worked in the garden yesterday and gotten in touch with nature, or rather they got in touch with me via the chigger community outreach program. Then I foolishly turned on the idiot box and heard the transcript of our dear leader’s interviewContinue reading “say what?”
meeting, what meeting
MJE has serious whiplash from the avalanche of absurdities that tumble out of the trumposhere on a daily or often hourly basis. The newest entry is right smack out of a rocky and bullwinkle cartoon. Just to bring MJE readers up to speed on the inhabitants of that fictional world I include below a shortContinue reading “meeting, what meeting”
founding fathers
Lordy, 4th of July done and gone, this year Independence day felt more like a national day of mourning instead of a day to celebrate our throwing off the yoke of twitter tyranny. Founding fathers, if you’re listening, please send up a flare, because we sure as hell we need some help down here. OfContinue reading “founding fathers”
the fawning of america
MJE continues to be flabbergasted at what lengths the conald will go to quench his insatiable desire for adulation. The latest incident involved a cabinet meeting that was presumably meant to be an important discussion of pressing matters of state but was perverted by the conald into a cringe-worthy display of political masturbation. Generally speakingContinue reading “the fawning of america”
let the word games begin
So let mje get this straight, the conald is going to get into a pissing contest about who’s more trustworthy, him or saint james comely, recently fired head of the fbi. Hmmmmm….that’s a tough call for sure. On the one hand you have a 6’8” boy scout who has decades of public service experience andContinue reading “let the word games begin”
howdy saudi
Whew, the trump circus has skipped town, and not a moment too soon. Literally the entire white house staff is going along on this trip, it makes one wonder who’s left in dc to run the ship of state, oh right, pap’s here. Every one of the white house toadies are clinging to ourContinue reading “howdy saudi”
seven days in may…
MJE has been recently compelled to work triple time, which I resent, to find anything humorous about what the hell is happening in our country at the moment. It wasn’t bad enough that the lily livered, mean spirited repubes folded like cheap suitcases to take health care coverage away from millions of americans. Admittedly underContinue reading “seven days in may…”
my jaundiced eye 