It’s that time of year again. People graduating from high school, community college, universities and GED programs. So congrats grads. You made it, just in time to get screwed over by a pandemic, except those of you who were on their toes and bagged a spot in big pharma. Lousy timing for the rest ofContinue reading “gra-du-a-tion time, come on!”
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corona’s gonna getcha
Obviously as an almighty being you know better than I do, but I have a bad feeling that we are barely into the top of the fifth inning with covid…I guess when I asked whatever diety that might exist to deliver our nation from the clutches of the current resident of the oval office inContinue reading “corona’s gonna getcha”
we-solation
MJE is sick of being trapped in paradise. Trust me I love seclusion, but with the OB&C right here, right now it’s not really isolation, it’s we-solation. BIG difference. I keep telling him to go somewhere, anywhere. Take a walk, go fishing, go canoeing, chop down something, clean the gutters, power wash the house, organizeContinue reading “we-solation”
corona: together forever, and ever
Whew, MJE and the OB&C are slowly creeping toward the end of our fortnight of forced coronatine and man it is getting to be touch and go. Distance undoubtably makes the heart grow fonder but being stuck together 24/7 is making both of us flatline. In half a century of wedded bliss we’ve certainly hadContinue reading “corona: together forever, and ever”
cage fight: zumba vs covid-19
MJE went to the grocery store the other day and was greeted with a sign stating that the store was open for seniors only, between 7am and 8am. Huh? What old geezer, MJE included, gets up and goes to the grocery store at that hour? That’s like saying the store will be open for alcoholicsContinue reading “cage fight: zumba vs covid-19”
so many wars
In case you may have missed this newsflash, our country is under a withering siege by vicious drug cartels. Those dastardly drug lords think that just because the federal government is tying itself in gordian knots figuring out what the hell to do about COVID-19 that we’ve taken our eye off the real killer here,Continue reading “so many wars”
the colossal corona cockup
We know we are in deep dung when we are forced to rely on governors and local authorities to control a pandemic. You know, those jokers who never seem to do anything except line their pockets and appoint relatives to the payroll. But sadly, that’s about all we’ve got to get us through this clusterfuck.Continue reading “the colossal corona cockup”
ten out of ten
So let’s see where we are with our pal COVID-19….uh, in the crapper? Okay, I’ll take a more positive view and say we aren’t yet at the very bottom of the can, but we’re on our way there. According to our president of alternative reality, he is on this like beans on rice. He hasContinue reading “ten out of ten”
the blame game!
Let’s get to it because I’m pretty goddam busy, first I want you fake news deep state morons to take a good look and see that I am wearing my awesome flight jacket with the presidential seal to show that I am totally in control of this corona crap. I only wear it when peopleContinue reading “the blame game!”
my my my corona
Trump: Welcome to the first meeting of the world famous trump corona virus task force. Even though I know more than anybody about this thing, I mean you can’t even see the damn thing, so who know if it even exists, probably not. But many people really, really wanted to get on in this dealContinue reading “my my my corona”
my jaundiced eye 