Politics, gun violence, russia and porn stars have worn me out so I will turn to another soul deadening topic, family. MJE tends to roam alone with the OB&C as an occasional traveling companion. Perfection. However, once a year I am burdened with one of the fragments of flotsam floating in my familial gene poolContinue reading “family tree”
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bang, you’re dead
Do you really want your kid’s teacher packing in the classroom? Really? Boy oh boy I am neither a sociologist nor an education or behavioral expert but even MJE can see the (literal) fatal flaws in this idiotic idea. The conald has revised his blanket suggestion that all teachers be armed to a vague recommendationContinue reading “bang, you’re dead”
empathizer in chief? SAD!
If our president cannot display heartfelt compassion and empathy after a tragedy like that which took place in parkland florida last week what the hell could possibly move him? Wait I know, getting impeached and or indicted for conspiring with the russians and money laundering, bet that would get him good and choked up. TheContinue reading “empathizer in chief? SAD!”
be still thy beating heart
MJE and the OB&C keep an apartment in the big sleazy for reasons that are 1000% legit.business. First off, the apartment is the registered worldwide headquarters of our small intestinal bug biz. It’s location is entirely unrelated to the fact that louisiana has one of the lowest state income tax rates in the country asContinue reading “be still thy beating heart”
it’s carnival time, again
Good mardi gras to all. It is particularly welcome this time around as an excuse to stay blind drunk until the stock market settles its stomach and we get a new president. MJE and the OB&C have long since stopped walking the avenue mardi gras morning, although I do miss running into many of theContinue reading “it’s carnival time, again”
like, genius in chief
The conald, during his “executive time” watching fox and friends had someone read him exerpts of the scathing new book about the dysfunctional trump white house and the low regard with which his staff and cabinet members regard his intellect. He countered that he is a genius or in his words, “like, really smart,” furthermoreContinue reading “like, genius in chief”
fired and furious
It is never wise to turn your back on a poison toad (genus bufo) or to lick his back for that matter. Toads are notoriously vengeful and easily slighted. They are particularly sensitive to comments about their personal appearance, warts specifically, as well as their grooming habits. Any criticism of their intellect, strategic political acumen,Continue reading “fired and furious”
a totally positive 2018!
MJE tends to lean to the dark side in life but decided to start 2018 with some awesome positive predictions for the new year: Totally positive: That congress will work diligently in a bipartisan effort to annihilate the other side. That the OB&C will wear his pajamas inside out every other day, trust me onContinue reading “a totally positive 2018!”
the trump interview
I saw that prince harry has just interviewed president obama and it occurred to MJE that an interview with the conald might make for an interesting contrast… ph: Good morning mr president thank you for agreeing to this interview. dt: No problem. Now that I have single handedly passed the biggest most phenomenal tax cutContinue reading “the trump interview”
holy horndog batman!
Can you believe it! Men and women have been sexually harassing and or assaulting their underlings in the workplace and beyond since adam and eve donned their fig leaves. Who knew that powerful men and women might use their power and position to take advantage of those who work for them or their organizations? QuiteContinue reading “holy horndog batman!”
my jaundiced eye 