kindergulag

Bienvenido a los estados unidos, oops sorry, sorry, my bad, what I meant to say was no eres bienvenido a los estados unidos. Oh for chrissake, this is just stupid, we’re american why do we have speak spanish? Why can’t we just tack up no trespassing signs along the border, or better yet build the wall out of no trespassing signs. Or maybe signs with a sombrero in a red circle with a line through it, that seems pretty clear.

Hey you, yeah you, the kid in the filthy blue tee shirt and diaper. You stink, clean yourself up for god’s sake, and quit with the constant crying. Your mama can’t hear you but I sure can and it’s driving me nuts. So shut the hell up. And you in cage ten, how many times do I have to tell you that the silver blanket is not edible. Lay off it, if you eat it you ain’t getting a new one. Where do you think you are, a holiday inn? Next thing you’ll be asking for cheesy egg scrambles and a frappacino.

Okay listen up, quit that spic whimperng and wailing, QUIET! I’m gonna remind you one more time, you are in a wonderful and caring facility, much like the expensive boarding schools we have here in america, a country unlike yours, where we actually educate our kids. And do you know who is paying for this? the american taxpayer, that’s who. And if you are lucky enough to be in one of our brand spanking new tent cities, which by the way, we built just for you! the american taxpayer is forking out over $700 a night for each and every one of you ungrateful rug ratas.  And do you know who made all of this possible? The president of the united states of america. That’s right, the most powerful man in the world. You think he doesn’t have a few other things to do besides wasting his time dragging you brats from your parents’ arms and then sending them off to some other corner of this amazing country of ours. How about you just give that a little thought, huh? Not only are you costing us americans a fortune, you are wasting our busy busy president’s precious time. Time he could use at mar a lago working on his chip shot.

If things turn out like I think they will you’ll be lucky enough to spend the rest of your lives in this wonderful country, living like you are now, in the lap of luxury all on the country’s dime. Hope you appreciate that you goddam free loaders.