Wow, who knew we could simply buy all or part of another country in this day and age? I thought that went the way of the dodo bird. The united states spends tremendous sums of money and sacrifices thousands upon thousands of american lives and millions of soldiers and civilians on the other side toContinue reading “we’ve got the whole world in our hands”
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mama said there’d be days like this
We are just back from depositing jesus, our daughter albatross’ “miracle child” at the airport for his flight back to cali. On the drive to ATL we stopped at a chicken centric drive through for some food. The OB&C had never been through one and had some difficulty with the concept. There were several carsContinue reading “mama said there’d be days like this”
catastrophic
Back in the hinterlands of unincorporated jackson county north carolina off a barren stretch of highway, lies the museum of the american house cat. I have always wanted to visit it but was always in too much of a hurry to get away from it. And now I have lost my chance, sadly the museumContinue reading “catastrophic”
knees and assorted nuts
The OB&C and I have recently returned from a lovely trip to the olde countries of england and ireland…unfortunately I wrenched my left knee two days before we left and gimped my way through two countries with granny crankles overflowing my shoes. Sure regret those cropped travel pants. Then on the last day of theContinue reading “knees and assorted nuts”
rx: skinny STAT
Howdy kids! Long time no communicate, mea culpa. MJE has been laser focused on a rigorous path to self-improvement. Better diet, more exercise, no booze… Hell no, why would I go to all that effort and deprivation when the answer is so much simpler… google angie’s list of people who best wield a scalpel nearContinue reading “rx: skinny STAT”
mardi grawwwww and beyond
MJE is still recovering from mardi gras in the big sleazy, whoof.! It gets harder to bounce back from debauchery every year. However, it’s required. Curious how seriously christians take a festival that originated in pre-christian rome as saturnalia. There are undeniable similarities between the two… A mock king is chosen and honored during theContinue reading “mardi grawwwww and beyond”
dripping, slipping and itching oh my
MJE has made her annual pilgrimage to the big sleazy, gotta keep those home fires burning baby…make sure the OB&C remains fat and happy. He is, as per usual, plagued by a litany of ailments, several typical of people in his demographic. i.e. aging men. Most of his distressing conditions are generally located in anContinue reading “dripping, slipping and itching oh my”
the queen is dead, long live the queen
One of my dearest friends died this morning. God damn him. What the hell am I to do with the rest of my life’s sunday afternoons? He created a world that was every bit as magical as anything disney conjured up. He collected people like most people accumulate tchotchkes. The essential attributes of a desirableContinue reading “the queen is dead, long live the queen”
I deeply apologize to my long-suffering followers who have been stranded in the desert without MJE to offer sage advice on how to survive the current political shit show. You’re not going to like it but here’s my down low: we are all of us thoroughly screwed and we’re going to remain screwed for theContinue reading
plumber my ass
The OB&C recently received a very stern letter from the state plumbing board of the great state of louisiana citing him for soliciting plumbing without being licensed by the aforementioned governing body, specifically that he is “in violation of the laws of the state of louisiana, more specifically, l.a.r.s 37:1361 et seq.” It goes onContinue reading “plumber my ass”
my jaundiced eye 