“Experts” are constantly telling us how vital exercise is to maintaining good health into one’s golden years. They also say that stress is a killer, therefore mje has successfully and blissfully ignored repeated encouragement to engage in group exercise classes, because mje has found that even without a set exercise regimen one can incorporate aContinue reading “geezercise”
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deep dish piazza
Well, the entire christian world can now exhale. There is a new pope, leo. Mje is not a christian, nor anything else, deity-wise, but I am sure it was really important to christians to know there’s a new sheriff in the vatican who’s going to oversee all the pedophilia lawsuits against the catholic church. I’mContinue reading “deep dish piazza”
gravity of the situation
Devoted mje followers will surely remember a prior post titled “things I hate,” a list which seems to grow longer by the day. I really have nothing to complain about, which I hate, but the #1 thing I hate is gravity. Not to rehash the whys and wherefores of my antipathy towards ole Isaac’s bigContinue reading “gravity of the situation”
Trump’s hole in one…hundred days
My fellow americans…are you tired of winning yet? I know mje is, in fact if we win anymore I am going to lose my ever loving shit. Trump’s Hole in One hundred days is so big that it can accommodate almost everything. Contents of trump’s hole (so far) in no particular order: Rule of lawContinue reading “Trump’s hole in one…hundred days”
toys r ca-razy
The OB&C and MJE await the imminent arrival of grand daughter bandoleira-saturnalia, her parter, adamame and crown prince henny-penny for a two week visit. In advance of their arrival, bandoliera has requested a few items we must have on hand: a portable crib, which is understandable and (mje is not making this up) a fisher-priceContinue reading “toys r ca-razy”
what ales you?
The OB&C and MJE ventured out to dine this week. We drove to a nearby town and pulled into “Ye Olde Ale house.” If you think that we were transported to a cozy public house in jolly olde england you would be severely disappointed. We entered a cavernous room with a bar along the farContinue reading “what ales you?”
sail straight through the heart of europe
Ahhh, every american’s dream european vacation, one that you can brag about when you get home and amaze your friends with the sheer number of countries that you visited, all without having to set one foot onto foreign soil, eat unfamiliar food, struggle to understand a foreign language or be subject to “quaint” customs !Continue reading “sail straight through the heart of europe”
carry on jeeves
Thanksgiving is on the horizon, and you know what that means, xmas, like the grim reaper, is lurking in the wings, oh joy! The season of forced bonhomie, tacky decorations and an endless loop of holiday songs in every store. It’s enough to make you puke. I don’t understand people who enjoy this time ofContinue reading “carry on jeeves”
bad moon rising
Out of the still warm ashes of our democracy MJE is rising. In these dark days we need to look for the shining light on the hill. Unfortunately that light is a forest fire that is burning down everything in its path, lit by the combined fury of millions of americans who couldn’t stand theContinue reading “bad moon rising”
woo hoo houthis
I don’t know about you but I am having a hard time keeping all of the terrorist groups straight. First off, is it a rule in the terrorist handbook that if you decide to start a new terrorist group, or an off shoot of an existing one, that the name has to begin with anContinue reading “woo hoo houthis”
my jaundiced eye 